A more expensive version of the production blend Melanio because it’s being offered in a limited edition vitola for only that year? Who doesn’t love paying more when you actually get a little less? Hmmm…. 🤔
Who expected to find 6 year old cigars on discount from a major retailer? Not me, but let’s goooooooo!
The Lampert Limitada 2025 was offered in an extremely small batch with its initial release in 2025. It’s back in 2026. Does it live up to the hype?
The Limitada 2026 extends Lampert’s annual limited edition signature cigars with an all-new Ecuadorian Connecticut blend. Is it the Godfather 2 or the Godfather 3 in terms of sequels?
It’s been ten years since the spaceman first appeared. Does the 10th Anniversary earn Matt Booth extra pics of your hooves in his DMs?
I’m finally getting down with the spaceman. Is the Perfecto the perfect option?
The Maracana is a modern take on multiple aspects of Ozgener Family passions and Brazilian inspired nostalgia. How will it resonate with you?
Tim Ozgener described the Karatoba’s profile as having “the essence of a hearty, well-seasoned bolognese sauce, with a maple-syrup finish.” Are we sending it back or asking for seconds?
The Belgian Blue is a big swole motherfucker of a cow that is uber powerful. The Crowned Heads Belgian Blue has 75% filler ligero so it’s kind of the same thing. But is it power with precision or just bullshit?
You’re all shook up, aren’t you baby? I never try anything, I just do it. Maybe we should do the Crowned Heads Thunderkiss and listen to some Devil Music. 🤘🏻
The original Kinsman was far too short in both its length and the time it was available. Then an angel named Jamond brought it back as regular production with an extra inch, answering all our prayers. 🙏🏻
The One13 is inspired by the home of Jamond’s grandparents and the memories made there. Good thing he didn’t base it off my grandparents because it’d be instant coffee and cheap cigarettes influencing the blend. 😆
The Pi5ot is a new for 2026 blend from Definition that pays tribute to the players that inspired Jamond. So is the Pi5ot l33t or is it a brick? 🏀
Look, another Lampert Black Card cigar! Do these things multiply like rabbits? Does it matter if it slaps? I’m sure at some point I’ll get caught up with the existing releases and be stuck lamenting that I have to wait for what’s to come next, but in the meantime, let’s enjoy what we have. 😆
I dive into the Casdagli Villa Casdagli with the unique Pigasus vitola. Maybe it’ll get you to squeal with delight?
Altadis procured Ecuadorian Connecticut tobacco with 20 years of age on it and tasked AJ Fernandez with creating a blend worthy of the rare leaf. Is it worth the premium price or does the M stands for miss?
Lampert offered the Platino blend in an A format for the Black Card holders. If that’s too much for you to handle, you can always use it like a wand for Harry Potter cosplay.
Tatuaje’s Creature makes its standalone debut. Does the Creature capture your fancy like Kay Lawrence? Or does it need to be sent back to the murky depths?
Lampert’s Ocean Breeze, will it make you feel fine? Or is it just blowin’ through the jasmine in your mind?
Surpassion’s King of Battle commemorates 250 Years of U.S. Army Artillery excellence. Does it discharge or jam up?
Surpassion’s debut cigar, Valor, is dedicated to all of America’s service members and the courage in giving everything to serve. Will this blend get you to enlist with Surpassion?
Surpassion’s Queen of Battle honors the US Army Infantry, the first branch of the Army. Does it get a Hooah?
Paul Stulac says the Red Screaming Sun came “while staring at a gorgeous sunset on a tobacco field in CT and having a ‘cigar moment’ and expressing it was a screaming sun. Add CT broadleaf to a cigar and put them in red boxes and Red Screaming Sun is born.” He wasn’t lying when he said, “names are important and ridiculous at the same time.”
Little brothers always imitate and try to one-up their older brothers. Does Litto Jr.’s Solis stack up as the ideal contrast to Tony’s La Nox?
If you’re struggling to fall asleep, I start this one with a bedtime story. It’s about how Steve Saka told me not to smoke his shit. OMG, WHAT??? Don’t get your tits twisted, it’s a good story! Who doesn’t love a happy ending? And the story wraps up nicely too!
Long, thick, woody and creamy. I really hope Dr. Stefan appreciates a good dick joke, or I might be kicked out of the Black Card membership. 🫣
The Baba Yaga of Slavic culture is a true chaotic neutral, will the cigar live up the namesake? Or does it make you want to go all John Wick and snuff it out?
I’ve been up and down with the Isla del Cocodrilo line. Will the previously international only Gran Toro complete the redemption arc now that it’s coming home to the US?
From the ashes of the fire at the AJ Fernandez factory last year comes Amar.
Real question, did Oscar Valladares go to school in Ohio? Because he made THE Oscar, just like THE Ohio State University. Just curious. 🤔
